One Side

I love you.

Did I tell you that?

Oh damn, I did.

Well, I meant it.

Ooops.

I mean....

I didn't?

Whats the right answer?

There is none?

Why did you ask?

Really?

Damn it.

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So, what do we do about it?

We can't do nothing.

No, that is not an option.

Seriously, we have to figure this out.

We can't just forget about this.

Ok, we'll discuss.

Rational Solutions.

No, rational.

Nice try.

Lets stick to reality, ok?

Fine, I'll contribute.

We could.... Stop seeing each other?

No. Good. I prefer that.

We could try and bury the feelings?

Right. That doesn't work either.

So... basically....

Yep. We're stuck.

I don't know what to do though.

I mean, you're amazing.

And i don't want to lose you as a friend.

Maybe we should just forget about it.

I know I said we should figure this out.

I just didn't know how tough it would be.

How about we just accept these feelings?

That I'm crazy about you, and that....

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Wow.

Alright.

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Wait.

So, did we figure this out?

No. Ok. Just checking.

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Before you stick your tongue in my mouth again.

Whats going on?

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No explanation needed, gotcha.

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What about Steve?

Shit.

Wrong thing to say.

What?

You are married.

This is important to figure out.

Before we make any more mistakes.

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You mean...

No, Sheryl.

Sheryl, listen.

Why are you cheating on steve?

Thats not an answer.

Fuck. Knock it off.

No, I want a straight answer.

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You bitch.

I don't care.

No, Sheryl, thats just messed.

Damnit, Sheryl.

I'm not some fucking tool.

You can't just use me.

I'm not being a part of this sick plan.

I don't give a shit what Steve did.

That wasn't an invitation, Sheryl.

Sheryl, he could have slept with anyone, for all I care.

That you would... use me.

To get back at him.

Thats just sick.

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I'm aware it's my own house.

I just can't stand to be in the same room as you.

I'll be back in ten.

You better be out of here by then.

And Sheryl.

Don't come back.

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