Do you long for a place of wonderment?
Of dragons and gigantic monster boars?
Do you desire reality bent?
With exploration, mighty ships with oars?
Then come and join my merry band and me
Across mountains tall, through a cavern dark
Fighting the good fight, we always win free
Claiming our just reward, leaving our mark.
So, roll for initiative, and then pray.
So, add your strength mod, when fighting the slime
Hope your AC is high enough, and say,
“That’s it! I’m playing a fighter next time”
Perhaps you love playing a character
Just don’t play when your d20 is bitter.
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