Urges

The urge to beat in

my own head

with a very large

and blunt object

is rising.

The urge to beat in

YOUR head

with a small

and very pointy object

is also

rising.

The urge to bash in

every bodies head

with many different

and very lethal objects

is surprisingly

rising.

But as the urge

to beat and maim and kill

happens to rise.

The urge to drink tea

peacefully and pretentiously

happens to fall.

And I realize the urge

to hack and slash and wound

distracts me from the urge

to pretend that I'm better

then everybody else.

So, I'll tame to urge

to conquer everyone physically

(Which takes far too much effort)

And replace it

with the urge to drink tea

quite relaxed and regally

So, that I can be superior

to everybody mentally

(Which takes very little effort

if only physiologically)